lindsay lohan has confirmed ungaro dropped her ass
(arriving at kenzo)
basically we already knew this, but we just revel in sharing these details, anyway! so wwd reports:
Asked why she hadn’t been at Ungaro, she replied: “Because I don’t work for them anymore.” Prompted for more specifics, she noted, “There’s legal things going on; I can’t really discuss it.”
in other words, when they realized they were going to have to share her creative genius in that ultra-competitive world of fashion with her faaabulous line of leggings & tights meant to be worn as pants, they just couldn’t do it. they knew her heart couldn’t be in two places at once. (okay, okay, three places. the first is always going to be snorting the powder residue off a dirty ‘mean girls’ dvd case.)
however, apparently she isn’t suffering much, because wwd talked to her while she was front row at kenzo. so while all these fashion bitches have been whining about her tenure at emanuel ungaro, it appears they really just want that one label to quit hogging her talents.
after all, nothing brightens up your front row like the sounds of wheezing and people periodically screaming as she scratches the lice out of her hair.
